Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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