You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My bed smells like the plague
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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