I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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