People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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