maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It's official drugs can't kill me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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