Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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