You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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