so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize