who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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