Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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