I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
