So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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