get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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