I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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