Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
