Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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