Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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