is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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