Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Pooping to opera.
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