If i come over, it means nothing
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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