Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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