So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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