Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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