just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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