it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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