Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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