its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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