I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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