Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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