He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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