waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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