Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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