is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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