On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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