sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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