My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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