I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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