I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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