ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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