ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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