Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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