but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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