I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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