she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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