This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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