I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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