Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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