it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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