So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
