this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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