Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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