She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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