Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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