when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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