The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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